Sodomy Clown

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I want my living room of the future to look just like this.

I wish I were potty trained.

It makes me feel like I’m missing out on something.

carlagugino-livejournal:

2009 - Watchmen

Carla Gugino as Sally Jupiter

A special thanks goes to Rosalina and her Blog “A More Beautiful Makeup” for providing the photo.

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The most beautiful, amazing, and fantastic thing.

fuckyeahladygaga:

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She was fucking spectacular last night. And every night before and after that. I think she’s been spectacular since she pranced out of the womb in her Alexander McQueen shoes.

I often lose sleep over why certain people have more followers than I on Twitter. Really. It forfeits any real progression I have made as a humanoid. 

Anybody else have this problem?

Zombie dick. Scrum-diddly-uptious. 

fuckyeahrings:

thesilentheartbeat:-lovefox:misscheriedior:ispilledmyheart

Oh my fuck. Why is she so goddamn beautiful?

zombieslutfromhell:

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Ah. He’s so fantastic. 

fuckyeahchubbygirls:

Gah I’m so nervous. This is my first submission.

I’m 4”11 and I wear a size 10; size 8 on a good day. You guys are probably thinking that it isn’t bad but it’s really hard when you’re family calls you fat and compares you to your super athletic younger cousins.

Anyway, that thing on my left boob is a birthmark that eventually turned into a benign form of cancer. It covers my entire left breast and wraps around to part of my back. I’m VERY self conscious about it so this is huge for me. Whenever I wear a bathing suit or lowcut top I get the, “ew whats that?!” from insensitive people. So you know, hopefully ya’ll won’t say that.

Thanks for having such an awesome blog where people can post pics like these. Enjoy.

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You’re beautiful.